Sunday, August 1, 2010

How To Poison Your Mother In Law

  



    A long time ago in China, a girl named Li-Li got married and went to live with her husband and mother-in-law. In a very short time, Li-Li found that she couldn't get along with her mother-in-law at all. Their personalities were very different, and Li-Li was angered by many of her mother-in-law's habits. In addition, she criticized Li-Li constantly.

    Days passed, and weeks passed. Li-Li and her mother-in-law never stopped arguing and fighting. But what made the situation even worse was that, according to ancient Chinese tradition, Li-Li had to bow to her mother-in-law and obey her every wish. All the anger and unhappiness in the house was causing Li-Li's poor husband great distress.


    Finally, Li-Li could not stand her mother-in-law's bad temper and dictatorship any longer, and she decided to do something about it. Li-Li went to see her father's good friend, Mr. Huang, who sold herbs. She told him the situation and asked if he would give her some poison. So that she could solve the problem once and for all. Mr. Huang thought for awhile, and finally said, "Li-Li, I will help you solve your problem, but you must listen to me and obey what I tell you. Li-Li said,


    "Yes, Mr. Huang, I will do whatever you tell me to do". Mr. Huang went into the back room, and returned in a few minutes with a package of herbs. He told Li-Li, "You can't use a quick-acting poison to get rid of your mother-in-law, because that would cause people to become suspicious. Therefore, I have given you a number of herbs That will slowly build up poison in her body. Every other day prepare some delicious meal and put a little of these herbs in her serving. Now, in order to make sure that nobody suspects you when she dies, you must be very careful to act very friendly towards her. Don't argue with her, obey her every wish, and treat her like a queen".


    Li-Li was so happy. She thanked Mr. Huang and hurried home to start her plot of murdering her mother-in-law. Weeks went by, and months went by, and every other day, Li-Li served the specially treated food to her mother-in-law.


    She remembered what Mr. Huang had said about avoiding suspicion, so she controlled her temper, obeyed her mother-in-law, and treated her like her own mother.


    After six months had passed, the whole household had changed. Li-Li had practiced controlling her temper so much that she found that she almost never got mad or upset. She hadn't had an argument with her mother-in-law in six months because she now seemed much kinder and easier to get along with. The mother-in-law's attitude toward Li-Li changed, and she began to love Li-Li like her own daughter. She kept telling friends and relatives that Li-Li was the best daughter-in-law one could ever find.


    Li-Li and her mother-in-law were now treating each other like a real mother and daughter. Li-Li's husband was very happy to see what was happening. One day, Li-Li came to see Mr. Huang and asked for his help again. She said, "Dear Mr. Huang, please help me to keep the poison from killing my mother-in-law! She's changed into such a nice woman, and I love her like my own mother. I do not want her to die because of the poison I gave her".


    Mr. Huang smiled and nodded his head. "Li-Li, there's nothing to Worry about. I never gave you any poison. The herbs I gave you were Vitamins to improve her health. The only poison was in your mind and your attitude towards her, but that has been all washed away by the love which you gave to her".


    HAVE YOU REALIZED that how you treat others is exactly how they Will treat you? There is a wise Chinese saying: "The person who loves others will also be loved in return. God might be trying to work in another person's life through you.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

SATAN'S MEETING

(read even if you're busy)






Satan called a worldwide convention of demons. In his opening address he said,  "We can't keep Christians from going to church." "We can't keep them from reading their Bibles and knowing the truth." "We can't even keep them from forming an intimate relationship with their savior."  "Once they gain that connection with Jesus, our power over them is broken."



"So let them go to their churches; let them have their covered dish dinners, but steal their time, so they don't have time to develop a relationship with Jesus Christ." "This is what I want you to do", said the devil:



"Distract them from gaining hold of their Savior and maintaining that vital connection throughout their day!"


"How shall we do this?" his demons shouted.



"Keep them busy in the nonessentials of life and invent innumerable schemes to occupy their minds," he answered.



"Tempt them to spend, spend, spend, and borrow, borrow, borrow."


"Persuade the wives to go to work for long hours and the husbands to work 6-7 days each week, 10-12 hours a day, so they can afford their empty lifestyles."


"Keep them from spending time with their children." 


"As their families fragment, soon, their homes will offer no escape from the pressures of work!"


"Over-stimulate their minds so that they cannot hear that still, small voice." 


"Entice them to play the radio or cassette player whenever they drive." "To keep the TV, VCR, CDs and their PCs going constantly in their home and see to it that every store and restaurant in the world plays non-biblical music constantly."


"This will jam their minds and break that union with Christ."



"Fill the coffee tables with magazines and newspapers."


"Pound their minds with the news 24 hours a day." 


"Invade their driving moments with billboards."


"Flood their mail boxes with junk mail, mail order catalogs, sweepstakes, and every kind of newsletter and promotional offering free products , services and false hopes."


"Keep skinny, beautiful models on the magazines and TV so their  husbands will believe that outward beauty is what's important, and they'll become dissatisfied with their wives."


"Keep the wives too tired to love their husbands at night." 

"Give them headaches too!"


"If they don't give their husbands the love they need, they will begin to look elsewhere."


"That will fragment their families quickly!"


"Give them Santa Claus to distract them from teaching their children the real meaning of Christmas."


"Give them an Easter bunny so they won't talk about his resurrection and power over sin and death."



"Even in their recreation, let them be excessive." 


"Have them return from their recreation exhausted." 


"Keep them too busy to go out in nature and reflect on God's creation."


"Send them to amusement parks, sporting events, plays, concerts, and movies instead."


"Keep them busy, busy, busy!"



"And when they meet for spi ritual fellowship, involve them in gossip and small talk so that they leave with troubled consciences."



"Crowd their lives with so many good causes they have no time to seek power from Jesus."


"Soon they will be working in their own strength, sacrificing their health and family for the good of the cause."


"It will work!"



"It will work!"


It was quite a plan! The demons went eagerly to their assignments causing Christians everywhere to get more busy and more rushed, going here and there. Having little time for their God or their families. Having no time to tell others about the power of Jesus to change lives.



I guess the question is, has the devil been successful at his scheme?



You be the judge! Does "busy" mean:
B-eing
U-nder
S-atan's
Y-oke?



Please pass this on, if you aren't too BUSY!